Lock-down jokes

Marie Geary offers some entertainment in these challenging times!

)  Half of us are going to come out of this lockdown as amazing cooks. The other half will have a drinking problem

2)  Every few days try your jeans on to make sure they fit. Pyjamas would have you believe that all is well. 

3)  Home schooling is going well.  2 students suspended for fighting and one teacher fired on the job. 

4)  My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant that when I pee it cleans the toilet. 

5)  I’m so excited……… time to put the bins out………….what will I wear?

Keep well everyone and I look forward to seeing you all again soon.

Marie Geary, Acting Secretary, Carmarthen U3A